Lost Fantasy League: Week 7 Update!

Here's a blast from the past folks- a video post! Be sure to give it plenty of time to load before you try watching it though. It may not be as bulky as some of last year's videos, but it's still enough to slow things down a bit.

If you're not interested in the video, then get right to checking out all of the wonderful content below! Not as many tough-to-call point rulings this week but there was still a lot to process. We broke more records this week with "LaFleur"'s stratospherically high score!

We've got a week off from Lost this week but that doesn't mean I'll be taking a week off! Next week I'll be taking a look at how our League Characters have been preforming so far this season. Stay tuned for your mid-season Fantasy Report Cards.

If you've got any questions, consult the League rule book at the bottom of this post. If you can't find an answer to your questions there, shoot me an email at LFLquestions@gmail.com. I will do my best to get back to you as promptly as possible.

"LaFleur" in 500 words or less:

Sawyer & company flash way into the past, where the friggin’ 4-toed statue stands in all its glory. Naturally, we only see it for a second. From behind. Then Locke fixes the frozen donkey wheel (seriously, how many more times does he plan on milking this scene?) and the Left Behinders get decked into the days of Disco and DHARMA.

They find Daniel, moping and muttering strange things to himself all alone. Apparently Charlotte’s body is still hop scotching its way through time but the rest of them are stuck. Doesn’t seem too terribly hopeless until they hear gunshots ring out. Jules and James bag and tag a pair of Others and they come face to face with a member of DHARMA.

Sawyer is plotting out their cover story but Juliet nearly throws it all away when Amy tries to lead them through the sonic fence without shutting it off first. Jules calls her bluff but Amy doesn’t quite turn it off. Those sneaky DHARMA devils and their earplugs!

Sawyer wakes up and gets grilled by Horace Goodspeed. His cover story works perfectly but DHARMA plans to dump them in 1974 Tahiti. Not so good. Fortunately, before Horace gets too comfy with dismissing Sawyer as “DHARMA material” and giving them the boot, Richard Alpert comes into camp with vengeance on his mind. Turns out there was a truce between DHARMA and the Others before Sawyer and Jules up and shot those Others.

Sawyer, shrugging Horace off like a high school freshman, goes out and lays it on the table with Richard. He convinces the ageless wonder that he’s not DHARMA by name dropping Jughead and Locke. Glad that bomb came back into play, albeit in abstentia. Horace, impressed by Sawyer’s testicular fortitude not only lets him stay and “look for his people” (as requested in the cover story) but eventually elevates Sawyer to head of DHARMA security. A new sheriff in town indeed!

Sawyer convinces Juliet to stick around instead of wandering out into 1974. Jump ahead three years and Sawyer is saving Horace’s drunk butt, searching grids for Locke’s return and shacking up with Juliet. What can I say, the man has taste. Juliet works on the DHARMA vans and delivers Amy’s early arrival. Miles and Jin are deputies in Sawyer’s posse and Dan seems to have vanished completely.

One morning, Sawyer gets a call from Jin. He drives out to the valley and sees Jack and Hurley step out of Jin’s ride. Then, Michael Giacchino milks his talents for all they’re worth as he tries to conjure up a sweeping reunion tune that feels epically more important that the reunion of “Skate.”

All this was much more interesting than I make it sound. I swear.

Once again, here is the official LFL rule book. Happy reading!

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Namaste!

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